How To Do Everything Ebook

It may not be great literature?? but at least it?s handy.From the mastermind of the hugely successful The Red Green Show comes a book that is going to change your life, or at least make you laugh??? a lot??? whenever you pick it up. And people are going to be picking it up for many years to come, because?? like the long-rerunning TV shows??? there?s not a topical gag in the book anywhere, so it?s going to be funny for the forseeable future. And as its title suggests, this is also a terribly useful book. Among its very many gems of advice, it shows how to cook with acetylene, take revenge on a lawn mower, measure your hat size with a two-by-four, reduce your carbon footprint (it involves moving into a fruit tree located next to a liquor store) and make your own alternative fuel (which involves an empty propane tank and a full septic one).From the Hardcover edition.